Did Justin Bieber really sell out two shows at Madison Square Garden in 30 seconds? Come on.

—SunnysMama, via the inbox

Stay thy skepticism. This is the same child who foakleys split jacket, through sheer force of will, brought swagginess into the mainstream lexicon and launched a worldwide love of lesbians who look like him.

You really think it's so impossible for Justin Bieber to sell out not one, but two, Madison Square Garden shows in less time than it takes sunlight to reach Earth? Think again...

In fact, it's entirely possible to sell out the World's Most Famous Arena in a matter of seconds. Or how about an entire Justin Bieber tour in an hour? That happened too, you know.

"What!?!" Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, tweeted Saturday after hearing the news.

Yes. And I found out how it happened.