Police: We are serving the people
7, and dealing with people, it will be based on his outward into the language-sensitive, handsome mouth in the same sentence when a
to think it is humorous, and came out from the frogs mouth feel is playing needy
hilarious article crawl list NO.9: Liu Xiang, gold shackle reaction
Movie Star: We are equitable friends relationships
● marriage: a woman married to a man, is to change this man, but he does not change, a
male marry a matron is anticipated that she would no alteration, yet she will change p >
classic index: ★ ★ ★
● normal phenomenon: the man and go to bed when you wake up is as good-looking, but do not understand why a woman behind a night on the
discount
wife: Why?
wife: and the cause you and I had never talked approximately, where home is not unreasonable to say you are a man, than I do great 8
months, you must let me
hilarious article crawl list NO.8: I am doing filthy things in the office
5, when the eyes of a person shopping at the free state, is always transferred from an guy to another guy, a guy if
found on the street could not see, will call a friend complain: shopping really bored
● quarrel: a argue in which anyone woman will say the last word, a man says after that is a word of any
the starting of a new battle
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ★
3, has not met the new male colleagues, the maximum interesting is not his qualifications, class and ability, but
think he actually is what it is like it, and then appealing that he is a handsome guy < / p>
4, at the party, if found to have a strange fellow, will presently become very friendly and take the initiative to find ways to make
he struck up a chat with you, if he did not, would be very upset and melancholy
on an affair
Telecom: We are at a loss of
hilarious story creep catalogue NO.2: the extravaganza of the ten women greed
staff to work in order to prevent a company time browsing pornographic websites, have invested heavily invited professional
Monday morning, Bob accustomed to open their own computer, desktop, have a solemn , Yellow system, I chosen to take a look at what will happen
seating into a network page, with acute curiosity, knocked into the The system
began, please stay away from the yellow area! ?
1. I must bathe hair the weekend, or do not get up; do not wear pajamas to go shopping, wearing pajamas at family off
information
1, the first mate's favorite male model photos out of those clothes stores and specialty stores such as mobile phones, providers of goods on the
He hastily swept products, consideration is drawn in the male model on advertising to stay 5 seconds minutes or more
2. that express the company's kid turned out to be part-time, his career is a thief! No two days, on the stolen
our family, and, doors and skylights have not been demolished traces of Da neighborhood mother, key, he and your wife would mention so ... ...
3. unit, only I carry your compartment phone charger, so I was not what people say, but happy to go out at night and the
colleagues, they always said to me, phone so that ... ...
4. I drawer equipment so complete, so that later, the young man out of business I have here a first report
! Ah Ting's! I took the shampoo, razor and ran to the toilet a ... ...
bus driver: in due time
5,ugg children boots Three measures into location ap, I misappropriated a unit to give the customer a small award to dig Ershao after, I proceed to reach out I manipulator
;
you promoted a luck!
economists say, a impact ran Liu Xiang, will greatly shove the development of sports industry, and then pluck the whole country
China's economic evolution, but joined, Liu Xiang, a run and also to our macro-control of a problem, because it may lead to a
amusements and narrated industries repetition, over-investment,ugg boot store, and from the present trend, in order to cool it to Liu Xiang hot
almost impossible
husband: not
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
2, management of a movie or TV series, good-looking and good-looking actor in the criteria is that there is no handsome, handsome
gas and to what extent the number of guy
Girl: This is my premier time ... ...
... ... ... ...
4, in order to retention water at home, after my unit each day, and then wash your face, brush your teeth, mow, go to the toilet;
Honey, I'm really wrong, this time, I was so seriously apologize to you I assure you solemnly guarantee:
the entertainment manufacture said, because Liu Xiang, a run, guiding to entirely change the concept of star-chasing groupies, so we arrange with some of the fashionable quasi-
sissy, bitch educate of teenage idols surrender, cede them instead Liu Xiang, holding someone like this
like authentic,gianmarco lorenzi disco ball shoe, charismatic stars, stars and even said the fashionable
author said that in recent years, literature has a 80, brought us such a strong shock
, and concluded that in today's society, literature, the function is actually distant less than sports
when I go out today, did not flush the toilet merely to muse of it, still in the pantry piled garbage, think of last night playing the night
CS husband just fell comatose, my heart really badly ah
hilarious article crawl list NO.7: men and women are not the word classic
2. when the work without complaint, have revealed specific wording of joy, you feel happy,ugg Qian Wu Han - you a callous woman , super nice gangster, go out into my jaws a few
small fish to fared,sale northface jackets, I will work more energetically p >
3. You say good things I never said NAO, you say wrong things I accelerate to say that bad, crashed
decided to make a worm ... ...
hilarious article crawl list NO.10: injustice can not let my wife know something
sociologist, said Liu Xiang, a run, will lead to a series of social problems, such as boys and girls who at least will change the
Starchaser view, match conception, aesthetics and so on guy - and there are examples of Xing Huina scene as certify, said Xing Huina
to Liu Xiang as the idol at the time, is always thought that Liu Xiang in the front, so just go chasing
you feel snug it!
1. last Saturday, I work overtime to run the Internet late at night ... ... abdomen to wc, unattached apartment is not even a little toilet paper,
yesterday p.m., I put half of the volume to take home! I quickly ran downstairs, beneath the 17th ground did not even it! I creased the legs
run down, 16-story, 15 ... ... 1 membrane! I a person's biological mama ah! I can not find the last morsel of toilet paper, I went to
mailbox, took it into the wc the letter, opened it, Zhang invitation cards! That was 200g craft paper! I too had to use
it ... ...
5. because I units of these entities on the number of storeroom positions are very versed with, so I transferred to work when Kuguan
the exasperating is that I handed over the presidency of the Treasury Financial Statistics, bald Director to be in the digit of every kind of col and
a zero! ! !
Joe Smith looked approximately, thanks to his uneasy not be found into the looking at a picture of unrestrained eagerness
smart picture, he found a problem with the calculator as if crashed?
wife: now play the antique television happening, you say, do you have an happening?
2, there is time, my wife forgot to send home the key, I let the unit of express allocation companies, the key allocation home; Express
company and unit prices are monthly, and I consumed $ 10 per unit money
I saw a strange phenomenon, people will record reproduced
harmony of your home!
4. I should not be the first time you asked me to accompany you when shopping refused to reveal the eyes, even though my heart is not happy
Italy, but also the least masquerade to be happy is that I finished the test you When the dress bring an end to ... even in the activity phone, to people who are not in
dry texting you discard the phone out in public, I in particular should not be thrown out along the way of mobile phone flying
rushed past p >
5. I know we live in 5 unit, a few days antecedent, I was 7 times at 6 units doorbell ... ...
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ☆
In short, I must toe, meek, must not be of sorts differ heart learn, imitation I know
your grievances, such as the surging creek, I can do is to try and try another, I will become the 21st centenary vanguard,
convert a nice prototype of marriage, and study leadership, oversight times please
6, for a heterosexual to express their views, the first will say that this man looks to be, then the other, when
However, when the human is not ye look, they are too idle to say the other the
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ★
nasty consequences are It’s about time:
wife: one hundred twenty percent
at the Athens Olympic 110-meter hurdles on the project to create a history, shocked the world, has roused extensive concern
people, they have published a expression, remark Liu Xiang won the averaging and impact, the latter is reproduced below have been collated -
hilarious article crawl list NO.6: good men underwent brutal beautiful wife
● Success: A successful man is the ability to earn more money than his wife who spent a successful woman
is capable to successfully find such a man
website: We are free
husband: After I earned in proportion to you, I also earn more than to stay too, so there is assured
classic index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
about money
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
... ... ... ...
husband: You are not unreasonable
... ... ... ...
leadership: Now, I Simply put two
hilarious article crawl list NO.5: husband and wife one day!
8, not matter what the cause to see the guy, will be in a very short phase of time the use of a woman with one amazing mind and his imagination
hand, dating, marriage, children up to grow old
business: big loss, bleeding, a big sale
first: even too cold to the hospital, suddenly encountered a pregnant woman fell, hurried up to helping others, helped pregnant women into work the next day sick
room, we entire look at me with strange eyes, a children to be good buddies patted my shoulder and said mysteriously
: place Cuoyi Dun?
second: the face of reaching a beautiful young woman, did not know her, she is unusually warm and sweet to me showing the
smile I thought I paid a peach bloom, engaged brilliantly went up, do not ambition to butt Suddenly endured a foot back, look behind a
- physical bravery and a man was staring me: bruising, no small wonder, I artificial like nobody, said: passing a bike and broke his arm brother
their babies at home, by the access small kid take man's wife opened the door and they just shouted: ? to see him on the line, but also with what Luya it! ? I had cried you to purchase 2, you do not
dry, br> I trust a girl tin tear out the Could it be amusing to me? Heart itch, and then went to tear the meat several times, each period extra than half a catty
apt the little girl is ready and the flesh interpretation of a Apple is selling the
eighty-two scale, your wife know, did not narrate you?
the fifth: As the saying goes, Fairy promised to meet me a request, I would like to advert
out after well I hesitate to say: a wag of his mallet, then I got his wish: the 13-year-old I explosion into a long 45-year-old old man, 35
year-old wife 10 years younger than I am just awakened from a imagine, very sad over his wife asked: Zuosa incubus? I said,
picked up a amount of money, but was taken away criminals, really bad fortune
husband: I give you by how much?
hilarious article crawl list NO.1: muddle on the results of filthy websites
I'll definitely do:
health of your body!
prestigious index: ★ ★ ★ ... ... ... ...
hilarious article crawl list NO.3: good wife specimen
more exciting content plus: QQ31911
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ☆
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10, by the time the guy heard the word there will be very excited, if he is the star, as fans would like to listen to his shot which kick
movies, out of any scrapbook, if he is living in somebody will be the same as the neighborhood aunt kept the
interrogate his name, old, residence and married status, status ... ...
talk into your business!
classic index: ★ ★ ★ ★
3, in order to save electricity at home, my phone is in the unit charge;
on unreasonable
2. I do not cook it when, but what is the fish head should not even do not know, we should not pretend to know
Road, recognized as the boiled fish, fish pate,kinsei asics 台湾色情业借日本地震宣扬世界末日疯狂, although that pot of fish has been privately ensured me that it have to be fish pate
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
1. then I will remember to flush the restroom, refuse I will memorize the previous 10 days down a waste
train is really too lazy, summer kitchen, we always have a lot of insects in the fly, you that you are not Yanshi San, you are not the Central Plains that
ruddy, you can not actually kill the insects knife, you misunderstood, I always thought you were Linghu; if I do not remember
was then Let the toilet at me, trash me down
hilarious article crawl list NO.4: CHINA Ten Lies
boss: I will not forget your contributions to
husband: have you had a repent I have enough, never again to be the second ... ... ... ...
3. I should not have the time Xiguo only Xiguo, do not wash the cover, even if I do not wash, not the irrational,air jordan 9, even
what people say every day, take a bath, but do not wash your hair every day, ah
1, every Friday off work, I will run to the toilet, the remaining half of the volume of toilet paper to take home; because there is no ride
document, so the female toilets that I have not succeeded half of the volume
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
police officers: never let any culprits to run
seating horror, successive use hotkey to restart, that charm is still smiling on the screen he was looking at his
Left, and only corner off the power, unexpectedly, seemed on the screen a few lines,
Comedy Index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
9, in the forum to see some very advisable to imagine the lyricist of the txt will look like, when found to meet the other
is not handsome, it will terribly dissatisfied, he felt that the text must be plagiarism to the
wife: good
in the morning, get up to go to go
morning, 9:30, company, busy
night, I nap in, nap next to bored of MM
MM: her husband, do you go? Phone rang MM: her husband, her husband?
I: Yes, ah, go,new air jordans 2010, you do not late
me: Hello, hi, I:
MM: so, you forget what to say? A prettily voice: Hello, remember me? MM: Old
public, you like me?
MM: I did not: Who are you? I: (drowsily, instinct) like
me: vain, child sounds prettily: Yo, put folk forget so speedily that I Ah MM: Then you also like
Huan who?
MM: I am not
: Oh you really can not remember, you are my
:
MM: I love you! ! ,gianmarco lorenzi disco ball shoes! ! ! ! ! ! I am: a sharp ache
