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1 you and I are the wing of an angel, can only fly embracing each other. I came to the world is to find you, find you, after painstakingly find: TMD! We two wings is a smooth edge,karen millen evening dresses!
2. late at night to see bin Laden Bush to stand in their own bed, the first batch distributed,herve leger shops, Bush shocked said: Hello bold, dare night raid the White House! Bin Laden's beard shook chest, ghoulishly smiled and said: Rejoice, is so confident,g star coats!
3. there is a bean, fall, and it discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is one thing, called
4. If I were a fox hunter you are, you will catch me? If I were a tea you are boiling water, you soak me? If I were a car driver you are, you will drive me? If I book you money,shop ugg, I will take you.
5. When you encounter a dog, when on the road do not panic, and it should bravely fighting against brain,black uggs, at most, there will be three results: First, you win, you are worse than dogs; Second, you lose, you Even dogs do not like; third is that you tie, you and your dog.
6. if the sky falls a drop of water, that I think you and the flow of tears; if the sky falls two dripping, I love you and that is enchanted; if the sky falls countless drops of water that is ... ... Nobody is allowed to the , rain!
7. Hello Dear user: your prepaid balance is less than 0.1 yuan, and you recently, the sale of children to sell rice, Zaguomaitie selling blood, sellers sell land lover, hand in the mobile phone charges , Henan Mobile kowtow to you.
8. really want you to dinner, can be without water during the day and night power outage, unable to pay wages can not afford flour, turn Denglun find the answer: The original is a primary stage of socialism, back over the pages: his grandmother, a hundred years! Han take you to dinner?
9. know why we destined to do? As early as 1000 years ago, we know, is a fall, you run with me in the wind, leaving teeth marks in my body, this matter became the eternal story. At that time, I'm bad one.
10. pigs land God arrangements, pigs too tired; God arranged flowers pig, pigs too is not free; God's gatekeeper arrangements pigs, pigs suspected of lack of rest; God's anger, asked pig: ? His wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requests landing! Suddenly the house, a man shouted: received 777 immediately took off, to give you free parking bays!
12. If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if not passion, Four Seasons will be mediocre, if not me, you will lose one of the most care about you! If not you, Bunny will ask: Internet fame continued to spend money; Miss pirated software, remember to use when the first anti-virus!
14. Yuanmou you come from, I am from Beijing Zhoukou, let me hold up your hands and fluffy! Love! Let us walk upright!
15. I like Teresa, died; I like your favorite, committed suicide; I like Anita Mui died of; I like Wong Ka Kui, his death; I like Leslie, jumping up; I love you, You can figure it out!
16. If the year of incense burning and you can meet, with incense burning for three years you've known, decades of incense burning and you can Xiangxi, happiness for my next life, I am willing to ... conversion to Christianity
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