First half doomed no girlfriend
A man always find a girlfriend replica gucci sunglasses, but unfortunately to go fortune-telling.
A fortune teller: your former life is doomed woman.
The man eyes lit up: later life it?
The fortune teller said: later in life you get used to.

First to pay any fee
Frustrated husband to his wife: "We have at hand a little money, but have time to pay utility bills and medical expenses. Pay which should be?"
"Of course the first utility bills. A General would not cut off your blood vessels."